This is the best joke ever!
Once upon a time there was a small little raisin, that dreamed of one day, leaving his raisin bran box, and exploring the outside world. He spends years training, growing stronger, and bigger. One day he decides "Today I'm getting out", so he begins to climb up the wall, but half way up, he falls down. Not being one to give up easily he trys again, and again. Eventually he realizes that he wont be able to clim up the wall, but maybe there was something else he could do. He then begins to stack up the flakes and other raisins in the box, and slowly but surely, he rises to the top. Once on the edge of the top of the box, a gust comes along and knocks him back to the bottom of the box! Heavy heartedly the raisin once again reaches the top of the box. And takes his first look of the city, it was beautiful. After scaling down the outside of the box the raisin begins to explore his surroundings, and notices a very long line, he proceeds to get in the line, assuming its for something spectacular. After roughly an hour of waiting in line, he finds himself in front of a hot dog stand. "What do you want?" asked an annoyed hot dog stand worker guy, "... I don't want a hot-dog" the raisin then leaves. After scouring the city the raisin is parched, so he does his best to find a drink stand, after hours of endless searching he stumbles upon a humble drink stand, "Sir, may I have some apple juice?" Asks the raisin, "Sorry kid, but all we have is grape" the owner replied "........ I can't drink grape juice!!!! Where is the closest orange juice shop?" The owner then points due south saying "Its due south" the raisin replies "thanks G" After heading due south for a good four miles the raisin happens to spot a small line, he joins it. After reaching the front of the line, the raisin realizes " I don't want orange juice!" He then heads off to find the apple juice store. He calls for a taxi and takes a thirty minute taxi ride to 'Apple Juice Galore' He enters the store and feels a cool breeze brush his face "Air Conditioning, score." After grabbing a six pack of Apple Drank, and the latest issue of 'Apples Weekly' He heads to the cashiers area. There are three people he could go to, but which one?! He then plays 'Eenie-Meanie-Miny-Moe' and picks a cashier that surely went to jail atleast once, he then picks the guy next to him out of fear of being juiced. After the cashier rings up his items he realizes "I don't want apple juice!" He then leaves the store abruptly, He then heads to the Mango juice line, once reaching the front he asks "Where is the Carrot juice line?" The owner replied "That way" The raisin then proceeded to head that way. After sixteen dreadful hours, he reaches the Carrot Juice line, the line was abnormally long, so after six more hours of waiting, he reaches the front, only to say " I don't want Carrot juice!!! EW! Where's the fruit punch line? The owner replies " There is no punch line"
-Curtis J. Jewell