Twice upon a time
Posted on Friday February 15, 2008 by Dawlish the Auror
The evil bunny rabbit, whose name was not Sqwakers, but actually Gregor Phillip III, was sitting at a teen council meeting, as a man with one shoe walked by. The man with one shoe then got eaten by a giant spaceworm made out of Cheetos with a tapioca posion pudding stomach. The man with one shoe was tasty, but gave the worm inmdigestion.
Then Gregor got attacked by a crazy woman who grabbed his head and started rocking it from side to side. She then gave Gregor 300 dollars. Gregor spent the money on a brand new llama. In fact, 6 llamas. As Gregor was riding his llamas, the man with one shoe popped out of a hole in the ground. This was surprising, since he was dead. Very dead. Then a cookie fell on him. A pomegranate cookie.
Just then, Hedwig flew in unexpectantly. Gregor watched Hedwig (who was NOT dead) fly by, and was suddenly able to use magic. He then cast the greatest spell of all time: "EXPECTO PATRONUN!" Suddenly, an army of glowing, floating nuns appeared, and they kicked Gregor in the spleen. Gregor died.
Then the world exploded. Everyone died. EVERYONE. Including Arthur and his friends. EVERYONE. Even Joe Normal and his buddies. Absolutely everyone.
To be continued....
Team Pomegranate
